Former Fox Sports pundit Glenn Beck has received what ‘he thought was’ some shocking news – his bull is gay!
The right-wing US radio host told listeners he got a call from the ranch saying a lot of cows had been artificially inseminated because his bull “wasn’t doing his job”.
“That’s his only job, walk around and have sex whenever you want … there’s 50 of them here – whenever you want, whichever you want, have at it boy!” he said.
“But he wouldn’t. I thought he must be getting old.”
Beck said he then got a call from his neighbour saying their bull had jumped the fence and run in to the field with his bull.
“There’s one bull per farm … but they become very close, and they are enjoying each other’s company,” he said.
“They’re gay bulls? I don’t know if they’re going with the times or what. In all my years of doing this, I have never seen this before, but yes.
“Can I be sued if I have to get rid of this bull, and fire him because he’s gay?”
Beck’s lament revives memories of Benjy the Bull, from County Mayo, was originally facing the slaughterhouse last year because he showed more interest in another bull than in cows.
But he was saved from the knackery when now deceased Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon bought him and Benjy (pictured) was moved to live out his life in leisure at the Hillside Animal Sanctuary in Norwich, England.
Bisexual Benjy was later sprung trying to mate with some cows at the sanctuary – which resulted in him losing two of his most prized assets.